Smothered t-bone Steak

A huge boner with a condom on it

Last night, she was really turned on by my smothered t-bone Steak

by Rick n Roll February 11, 2009

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by Orrinpants August 31, 2022

T-Shirt and Glove Weather

Weather in which your hands are extremely cold and your arms are warm because your body is also weird.

It's t-shirt and glove weather again today.

by Ace6040 November 18, 2020

Queen of Sh!t-posts

The most amazing YouTuber and totally under-rated! Also the Queen of editing!!

"My favorite YouTuber is Queen of Sh!t-posts!"

by Blake_the_fish June 9, 2021

Baby T-Rex Arm

Arm cramp that men may get as a result of spooning, when they can't figure out what to do with their other arm and its gets squished up next to their body

Jim had to deal with a baby T-Rex arm at work after spooning his wife all night without moving.

by Ninjetturtle June 29, 2014

Kansas City T-Bones

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.

Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!

by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012

Oh Sh*t Moment

Those moments right before disaster.

An example of an Oh Sh*t Moment: Oh Sh*t I’m speeding a hundred miles an hour straight into this wall.

by HarryPorpise July 19, 2020