Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
by John Wicks Dad August 25, 2023
"Nenn' mich nicht Hurensohn", oder "Halt's Maul" sind z.B. solche Argumente.
"Hör auf zu Michael Janochern" = "Höre auf zu argumentieren"
"Hör auf zu Michael Janochern" = "Höre auf zu argumentieren"
by YodaDuBist_420 August 03, 2020
Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.
by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024
Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny
by david123-123 September 20, 2021
Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends
"Michael claro is gay"
by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021