Green Dragon

slang for ganja and a cheap knock off of red bull to be lagit.

yo man you got some green dragon
yeah a whole bag.

by Gary james January 6, 2008

I've got the white and the green

White stands for cocaine and green stands for weed.

Steve: Hey do you have anything to make this party fun?
Pauly: yeah I've got the white and the green.

by Mickler the great April 28, 2015

Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.

Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019

eating a can of green beans

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable

Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.

by SecondMostInfluential February 23, 2022

neon green t-shirt

Bright green tee shirts.
Church groups like to wear them so they can find each other on field trips.

Kid 1: Where's Billy?
Kid 2: I don't know, but he should be easy to find because of his neon green t-shirt.

by Stephaniiieeee March 31, 2008

Going Green Butt Wipe

When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.

Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.

Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.

Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.

by IDropBombz April 25, 2011

green texter

Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon to draw attention to a few words. It is accomplished by using the > character before your text.

Also great for indicating what the poster was implying.

Every time I get a text from someone and its a green background, I am all like...
"got another text today from this chick, she's such a green texter.... she said

"really let's step it up.""

by Chaz_II November 30, 2013