Sugar tunnel

Another name for vagina.

A sketchy chick at a bar once asked me if I wanted to go back to her place and see her sugar tunnel. I declined.

by Ivan_H April 27, 2021

Toxic Tunnel

When someone takes a massive and stinky crap in the bathroom and didn’t flush and you have no choice but to go in once their done.

Man, Jeff just came out of the bathroom after eating 3 burritos for lunch and now I have to enter the toxic tunnel.

by G-dog Moneypickle July 24, 2021

Slug Tunnel

Blowing ones nose onto the butthole of another and using the snot as lube

Took my girl to Olive Garden last night but forgot lube, luckily I had the flu so we could Slug Tunnel in the bathroom before our food arrived.

by Dimpus Gallenger July 31, 2021

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

Armpal Tunnel

A numbness and tingling in the arm caused by a pinched nerve in the lower back area.

The condition occurs when one of the major nerves to the arm is squeezed or compressed as it travels through your buttocks and above your lower back.

I can’t use my arms anymore because my armpal tunnel is starting up again.

Fred: Hey, why is your arm shaking so bad?
Karen: My armpal tunnel is starting up again.
Fred: damn, that sucks.

by Armpal Tunnel August 9, 2021

Coon-Tunes

A way to culturally define a type of popular music of US black origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, instrumental backing.

Ayy man witch the genre I don’t wanna listen to country anymore. Throw on some coon-tunes.

by Dark Bum September 6, 2021