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king kamheahea

Fat stupid hat that ruled the Hawaiian islands way back when
He had kankles too
King kankles
honk if you think my kankles are sexy
by lisa December 31, 2004
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Dancing King

Called as "The Dancing King" by billboard and many people, J-hope is regularly praised for his dance, his performance skills, his perfect 'lines', and his versatility in dance.
It’s no joke with J-Hope when it comes to dancing. Before BTS, he was a solid dancer. He took dance lessons at the Joy Dance Academy and then took his first steps as an underground dancer under the stage name Smile Hoya. Under this name, J-Hope won multiple awards and accolades, including placing first in a national dance competition in South Korea in 2008. These events allowed him to make a name for himself in the SK art scene and quickly picked up a reputation as an up-and-coming performer to keep an eye on within the industry. It was at this time that he became part of the street dance group Go Arts, a company with which he managed to make a name for himself as a semi-professional.
These events led his inclusion in BTS.
The group was formed initially as a hip-hop act, and their powerful performances still reflect that. J-Hope was the third member brought into the mix, and the first for his dance skills, bringing his moves to complement the hard hitting raps of Rap Monster and Suga.
One J-hope's true love is dancing, and he shows it in every performances.
J-hope also shows that he is the brain in BTS'performances. As a choreography chief and performance leader, he works really hard to show the best in BTS' performances and MVs.
J-Hope is a key component in BTS’ dances, the best kpop dancer.
by FireheartDancer August 12, 2021
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Jimmy Freaking King

He scores all the touchdowns.
He gets all the ladies.
He has the best personality.
He is better than you.
by Frank Beamer February 12, 2005
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Short King

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A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.
Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)
by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022
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king crab kruichak

when u think ur the biggest and hardest, but as big and as hard as a crab.
In travis's mind, he was the king crab.. we all made fun of him.
by nick burg August 12, 2003
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Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
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North Side Kings

A name not worthy of mentioning. Boasts about one lucky swing, as if it could ever be repeated. A fat-slob piece of shit that will probably die of a heart attack the next time he pushes his tub-o-gut out of the way in search of his pencil dick. The only thing shorter than his fighting technique is the fame he got from it. Still, no one cares about the North Side Kings. Chump. No-name. Working construction in the desert. Gig-less. Moneyless. The only fans are family and friends. Lardass with a microphone. No one pays to see their shows, they don't get paid whether they play or not. Stick to rolling trusses you fatfuck.
The North Side Kings claim to have a fanbase but there is no record whatsoever of them EVER playing a show that has been publicly announced or attended. Keep jamming for your relatives you fatass.

You are immortalized only for the fact of being a loser. Good job, now go eat a few boxes of Hostess Cupcakes.
by TubaCity September 30, 2004
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