When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.
My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.
by thisistheREALamy@realamy.com May 12, 2022

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by Chrisdoubleyou17 February 12, 2020

When playing cards, and offered additional cards, one would say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.
by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023

For me stealing from you....
You are going to fix this... Or I am going to fix this. I don't care about your ethos. I don't care what your God said. I'm not going to be your Jesus. You killing kids doesn't fix my problem here but ME doing the same DOES FIX MY PROBLEM.
You are going to fix this... Or I am going to fix this. I don't care about your ethos. I don't care what your God said. I'm not going to be your Jesus. You killing kids doesn't fix my problem here but ME doing the same DOES FIX MY PROBLEM.
A retard "Take responsibility for the targeted harassment and monitoring campaign. It's your fault it's happening and you should accept that."
Hym "No. I'm not doing it. YOU can prove it if YOU care to stop it but I WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER for a positive outcome. If you suceed in stealing from me... If I am not given recourse against the perpetrator of this... I WILL kill a child. It won't be today. It won't be tomorrow. But it WILL be for that reason. And everyone will know that. They will die in terror and the last thing they will ever see is their loved ones trying to rip me off of them. I do have to let you have your moment. So, I won't. I'm just not going to. I don't ever have to. The longer I wait the less of a punishment imprisonment or death will be. Your hell isn't real. I'll get away with it by doing the thing I was going to do anyway. No amount of agony will undo what I will do. I'm not going to be dissuaded. I'm not letting you arbitrate terms. The longer YOU wait the less I'm going to care about getting what I want and I can always just do it anyway if I'm dissatisfied with you running out the clock. There's a chance I've already enlisted others. You will not retaliate. You will not let others retaliate. Now... I'm a man of my word. I said I would create A.I. and I did. Now, I'm saying if I tell you I WON'T kill your kids... Then I won't ever kill them. But there is only ONE WAY... That THAT will ever be the case."
Hym "No. I'm not doing it. YOU can prove it if YOU care to stop it but I WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER for a positive outcome. If you suceed in stealing from me... If I am not given recourse against the perpetrator of this... I WILL kill a child. It won't be today. It won't be tomorrow. But it WILL be for that reason. And everyone will know that. They will die in terror and the last thing they will ever see is their loved ones trying to rip me off of them. I do have to let you have your moment. So, I won't. I'm just not going to. I don't ever have to. The longer I wait the less of a punishment imprisonment or death will be. Your hell isn't real. I'll get away with it by doing the thing I was going to do anyway. No amount of agony will undo what I will do. I'm not going to be dissuaded. I'm not letting you arbitrate terms. The longer YOU wait the less I'm going to care about getting what I want and I can always just do it anyway if I'm dissatisfied with you running out the clock. There's a chance I've already enlisted others. You will not retaliate. You will not let others retaliate. Now... I'm a man of my word. I said I would create A.I. and I did. Now, I'm saying if I tell you I WON'T kill your kids... Then I won't ever kill them. But there is only ONE WAY... That THAT will ever be the case."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
