Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.

"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."

by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023

Pocket Rizz

The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"

Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."

by dereksn April 15, 2023

Pockets

Warm sacks for human hands.

Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks

by Girthymommy March 13, 2019

Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.

“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”

by Omnitronicus January 26, 2023

pocket scrap

The cash in your pocket or wallet.

Trump dropped something like $60, of his pocket scrap, into the bucket at that benefit.

by KidIcarus__* December 1, 2023

Fork in the back pocket

Indicates that the person engages in sexual intercourse with the same sex

Dude, look at that guys fork in the back pocket, he likes men

by Forky boy December 21, 2013