by Headassqueen January 25, 2017
Get the jonathan P.mug. The OG Kennedy, aka the founding father of America's most cursed political dynasty. Millionaire banker, bootlegger (allegedly), Hollywood hustler, and U.S. ambassador to the UK who somehow thought appeasing Hitler was a chill idea. Basically if Logan Roy had a Boston accent and Catholic guilt.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. made a fortune, raised a bunch of future politicians, and still somehow fumbled the bag by talking too much about Hitler.
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
Get the Joseph P. Kennedy Sr.mug. Sulking beta male who will never find his Mexican. Spellbound in simp town, no tears left to cry, man brain, a diabetic homosexual anomaly
Jo P walked into a Trap house
by Jojopeepee April 1, 2022
Get the Jo Pmug. Procrastination bunny is originated from one of the Wulfi and Wraa comics on a tumblr blog. Wraa says hi to Wulfi but he sorta knows once he hangs out with Wraa he is not going to get anything done. He told Wraa to stay away but Wraa begs for watching only one tiny episode of Game of Thrones together. Four seasons later, Wulfi asks, "Why do you always do this to me?" Replied Wraa, "It's my job. Unlike you, I do my work."
by p-bunny August 17, 2016
Get the p bunnymug. by EggnosLover69ZwartPoesjeLikker June 6, 2024
Get the Pushin Pmug. by MysticalMyster January 18, 2022
Get the Pushin Pmug. The Winky P is the epitome of flirtatious action over text. It is the perfect combination of a winky face and a teasing :P face bred by the gods themselves. It is not meant to be used in every day situations, only when you really want to display your extreme desire to bed the other person.
A text example:
Jack: Hey Chrissy, girl you should come see me more often ;P
Chrissy: Haha oh you think so? That winky P was really sexy, of course I will!
Jack: Hey Chrissy, girl you should come see me more often ;P
Chrissy: Haha oh you think so? That winky P was really sexy, of course I will!
by MattzBallz November 9, 2013
Get the winky pmug.