Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your balls around some other dudes balls.

Hey man do you wanna come in my cuddle nut?

Only if its just cuddling.

by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 16, 2019

Are you nut?

It has multiple uses and definitions.

Are you crazy?

What the fuck!?!

Are you STOOPID?!

James, "Want to fuck?"

Lisa, "Are you nut?! You're my brother."

Jenny *tries to kiss Jay*

Jay *dodges*
Jay proceeds to yell in a pineapple matter, "Are you nut?! I'm gay!"

Ryan, *proceeds hit another car in the mall parking lot*

Reynolds (the sexually intimidating victim) whispered in a distressed manner, "That's concerningly unfortunate."

Ryan, "Sorry I'm an applesquareious and the moon was shiny, so I hit your car."
Reynolds looks at crazy astrology girl, "Are you nut?"

by Batman's left toe October 19, 2021

safety nut

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

by UstinJ June 14, 2014

Blast Nuts

Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.

When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.

Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"

Bro- "Nuke Nutz"

by NewkNutz April 21, 2014

tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.

"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"

by JeebusDa3rd August 4, 2008

nut-buttered

when someone puts their hand down their pants then smacks someone

(this term originated from SW Pennsylvania)

your mom:why did you hit me?
Me: ha ha you just got nut-buttered!!!

by icanread-dog July 30, 2008

Nut Riders

n. Extremely skinny jeans. Look good, hurt bad.

Me:"Wore em' once, but they're seriously a pair o' Nut Riders!"

by BAGHEAD December 29, 2008