Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

acoustic monkey

A fucking moron

Wait you acoustic monkey!

by Dangler25 May 8, 2017

chunkie monkey

A baby so over weight that his rolls hang over the diaper

Look at that Chunkie Monkey his rolls have rolls

by Grandma Shank May 31, 2017

monkey the bae

the most sexiest man alive he is dumb but very sexy boy he has the most beatiful girl friend

monkey the bae is the sexiest man alive

by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017

Console Monkey

Console players that don’t know how to operate anything over 60 FPS

I don’t know how to operate this PC.-console monkey

by Silent humor December 13, 2019