While titty fucking a girl, mounting and cocking the rifle, proceed to fart onto her stomach with your cheeks pressed firmly against her skin, the goose call. Once the girl raises her head in disgust blow one in her face; shoot that goose out of the sky. Finally, fish hook her and drag the her off the bed; bring that goose back to camp.
*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.
AKA Goose Hunting
*If you do not plan to bring the kill back, this last step might be a good time to take a picture of your catch to show your buddies or they will never believe it.
AKA Goose Hunting
by The Monster September 21, 2006
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Not every white guy wants to kill every black, chinese, asian, (native) american or australasiain on the planet, it's just the greedy assholes in command and a low-intellect army who follow anything for money who invade, murder and conquer.
The white man is the guy who watches this bullshit and sits there, able to do nothing and recieves hate. That white man is me. I have never harmed anyone because they are a different race, insulted them because they are a different race or done anything which could be considered racist. Then I read some of these defenitions. The simplicity of the whole thing is this:
You get assholes in every race, religion or nationality, but you get an unusually large number of assholes who are white. Please remember that not all of us took part in the slave trade, the massacre of the jews, the start of the war on the gaza strip. It is key individuals who are to blame for these monstrosities, don't blame all of the white people, blame those key individuals.
Not every white guy wants to kill every black, chinese, asian, (native) american or australasiain on the planet, it's just the greedy assholes in command and a low-intellect army who follow anything for money who invade, murder and conquer.
The white man is the guy who watches this bullshit and sits there, able to do nothing and recieves hate. That white man is me. I have never harmed anyone because they are a different race, insulted them because they are a different race or done anything which could be considered racist. Then I read some of these defenitions. The simplicity of the whole thing is this:
You get assholes in every race, religion or nationality, but you get an unusually large number of assholes who are white. Please remember that not all of us took part in the slave trade, the massacre of the jews, the start of the war on the gaza strip. It is key individuals who are to blame for these monstrosities, don't blame all of the white people, blame those key individuals.
'It ain't about black or white cuz we human,
I hope we see the light before it ruined'
-Tupac Shakur
The greatest and most influentual soul who graced his presence on this earth
I hope we see the light before it ruined'
-Tupac Shakur
The greatest and most influentual soul who graced his presence on this earth
by Ciaranlink12 July 7, 2005
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The man flu is usually accompanied by a lack of sympathy from females, which further advances the adverse symptoms of the man flu.
The man flu is usually accompanied by a lack of sympathy from females, which further advances the adverse symptoms of the man flu.
GF: Ugh, BF is so annoying and whiny, all he has is a cold.
BFF: Oh, yeah, the Man Flu.
BF: GOD FORBID you take care of ME for ONE DAY and not complain.
BFF: Oh, yeah, the Man Flu.
BF: GOD FORBID you take care of ME for ONE DAY and not complain.
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Friend 1: Damn, that kid Drew missed his girlfriend's lips when he tried to kiss her!!!
Friend 2: Well at least she still will go out with him considering he's a rain-man; he has never missed an open jump-shot in a basketball game in his entire career.
Friend 2: Well at least she still will go out with him considering he's a rain-man; he has never missed an open jump-shot in a basketball game in his entire career.
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