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Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.
Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.
by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022
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Jesus Christ

This is the second part(I’m sorry if this is getting annoying)
2) Now, to prove that Christianity is the only true religion, we need to look at what other religions are doing. As far as we know every popular religion out there has included Jesus in some form or another.

Islam says he is a prophet.

Famous Buddhist teachers(like Dalaï Lama) say that Jesus Christ is also an enlightened like Buddha and lived previous lives.

Finally, a lot of Hindu scholars and political leaders see Jesus as acknowledge Jesus as either a Āchārya, Shadu, or Avatar(these are just to name a few. See more in Wikipedia “religious views of Jesus”).
With all this information we can say that Christianity is the only true religion, because every major religion venerates Jesus as a wise man whose words we can trust. And what are his words? They are “I am the way and I am the truth and I am the life”. You see, while Jesus has become part of every major religion, he also tells us that salvation can only be obtained through him. And as he himself states that “you can only get to the Father through me”. And who is the Father? His is god the Father from the Christian religion. Jesus is part of every religion and yet he tells us to only focus on one!

To whoever read this, thank you for your time. I hope this helps somehow
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Jesus

person 1: hey do you know jesus?
person 2: yea i saw him play A Night Out On Earth last night
by walmartshoppingcart May 22, 2023
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Jesus

A Guy that has a cult about him and his father.
Jesus is going to turn your semen into wine
by The Bitch of Sin December 29, 2024
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jesus fooq

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq
Jesus fooqing Christ!
by Shortcock November 27, 2018
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Fortnite Jesus

Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead
Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus
by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023
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Black Jesus

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place
by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021
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