Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
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John 2:13-17 (Clearing the Temple): Jesus drove out sellers and money changers, saying, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of robbers'".
John 2:13-17 (Clearing the Temple): Jesus drove out sellers and money changers, saying, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of robbers'".
A)So what? Turn the cheek, forgive me!
B) Forgiveness, that is nice, that was the other guy, and he was the better man. But what about Angry Jeasus when threw the robbers out the temple.
A) I don't want to talk about angry Jesus anymore.
B) Forgiveness, that is nice, that was the other guy, and he was the better man. But what about Angry Jeasus when threw the robbers out the temple.
A) I don't want to talk about angry Jesus anymore.
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noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).
"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"
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