Sneaky Jack

When a guy jacks off in bed while his partner is asleep

Girl to friend "I woke up last night to my guy doing a sneaky jack"

Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"

by Bigworm13 October 3, 2010

Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.

Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.

by Robel December 31, 2008

tire jacked

Having 1 or more of your tires stolen right off of your car.

I got tire jacked, they only took 1 tire though.

by me_strange August 28, 2007

jacks & palances

A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance.
-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.
-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.
-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.

The system of jacks & palances is integral to the federal government's continued stability.

by Truman Benedix March 4, 2008

Jacky Jack

Originating in Francia: 1. marijuana cigarette or joint 2. cigarette rolled with tobacco & marijuana 3. physical cannabis

1. Would you like to roll a Jacky Jack? 2. Do you have any Jacky Jack to smoke?

by Justin D Turner January 6, 2009

Head Jacks

Giving Oral Sex to Male from Female or Receiving Oral Sex from Female to Male..(Female giving to Male) In other words getting some Dome or Head or Brain.

Man, last night I picked up this chick at the Bar and took her to my car and she gave me Head Jacks.

The other day my ol' lady gave me some Chilly Head Jacks!

by Bryan13 August 1, 2008

jacked up

pregnant

Danielle: "Did you here that Allie got jacked up at the party last night?!"

Eliana: "OMG!!! What a slut!"

by dickonfire July 29, 2016