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ol' one eye

The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.
My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye.
by Trog_Dor_the_Burninator December 10, 2003
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ITCHY BROWN EYE

after you've been done in the bum bum
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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third eye blind

one of the best bands ever, released two amazing albums in which each song can be listened to for months, weeks, whatever
goooodbyyyyyyeeee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.
by grishinka July 24, 2003
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skunk eye

1) when a girl gives a guy the "i want your penis look".
2) when someone is zoned out and looks directly at you but right through you
1) mary was horny and gave me the skunk eye
2) he was so stupid he gave everyone the skunk eye
by nat February 15, 2004
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Brown-Eye Pie

a brown-eye pie is when someone poops on themself (preferably soft poop) and do not let the fecal matter leave their butt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their butt. The person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. Being completelly famished since the poor lazy bastard doesnt have a job he/she agrees. The person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the butt cheeks to find a delicious anal goo filling filled with an assortment of vitamins, nutrients, and STANK!!
aww man I have to poop...hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat...GREAT IDEA!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..OOOOh me likey spicey...stfu pablo and go mow my lawn
by yowussup October 4, 2010
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hella heart eyes

Damn, I got Bella heart eyes for you

Hella heart eyes for her!
by xxxP3@nuttButt3rxxx August 15, 2016
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Cod Eye Pirate

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.
That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.
by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005
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