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Pocket scratcher

Where a person/animal scratches his or her gooch through there pocket.
Hey you see that kid over there he is a pocket scratcher, it also smells really bad.
by Yer mummy;) January 30, 2023
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cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.
"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."
by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
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Flesh Pocket

Using a body orfice to hide something, usually dope or contraband in prison.
I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.

When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.
by Guitar God Jay January 19, 2016
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Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.
cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni
by largenumber7 August 13, 2019
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Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug
Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?
by ayeb0ss March 27, 2015
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Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!
by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021
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Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
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