Shame Cum

When a woman lacks enthusiasm while giving a blow job, causing the man to stop the blow job, finish into his hand, and toss the cum into the woman's face in shame, yelling "SHAME CUM." This forever ruins the woman's reputation.

Man: "At least try to get into it!"
Woman: sigh...
Man: *removes penis from woman's mouth, jerks off into hand*
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Man: "SHAME CUM!" *tossing semen into woman's face*

by didgeripoo September 7, 2012

cum bath

to bathe in a bath of cum

i bathed in cum yesterday

by mr.happy June 4, 2004

cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

cum-logged

An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."

Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!

by Alex Davis March 29, 2008

Cum Cooking

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.

Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?

by Gagner February 8, 2013

Cum-Scrub

When you cum on a gyal and she uses your cum as shampoo

Joe: I fucked your bitch and cummed on dat slag
Tyler: rude
Joe: she started washing her hair with it still, Cum-Scrub

by AARON FAT CHODE October 19, 2016

Cum receptacle

A person either male or female who allows a man to masturbate and ejaculate semen on them usually in the porn industry it is bukkake scenes where the person gets covered in nut

That ho is nothing but a cum receptacle...... She sucked off every dude at the hotel party and had them jerk off on her face her eyes were stuck shut and she swallowed a bunch of loads.

by AG Big dawg July 10, 2019