bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 04, 2021
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Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience
Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.
by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021
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Quality Bum

A person who subsists at, or just above, the federally defined poverty line while receiving public assistance and/or disability benefits: Richer than most homeless people, but poorer than most people who have jobs. A quality bum might or might not be homeless. A hillbilly who lives in a trailer and gets a government check sufficient to buy groceries, cigarettes, and liquor is an example of a quality bum.
America used to be a great place to be a quality bum in.
by Jenab6 February 03, 2024
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Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.
"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"
by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018
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chunkle bum

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"
by tom May 27, 2003
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Hot-cross bum

Shooting a rope in a cross formation on someone’s ass.
Mike gave me a hot-cross bum last night”
by Albatt Ross March 17, 2019
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Parra Bum

Little wannabe gang members that hang around parramatta and post tiktoks about themselves they are all under housing comission and their fathers dropped out in year 8. their fathers are either drug dealers or tradies there is no inbetween.
by harrygaussie December 01, 2022
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