jacks & palances

A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance.
-Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president.
-If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance.
-Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced.
-Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.

The system of jacks & palances is integral to the federal government's continued stability.

by Truman Benedix March 4, 2008

Happy Jack

Toothless hillbilly from “Kentucky”

Dat der man boi ahh bot bot is a happy jack

by Barnes boys October 3, 2018

Jack Walsh

Jack Walsh is a phatt ting that has about two braincells in his head and has the face of a melted welly. He looks like a coconut and acts like one to. He plays football with his fugly friends and has breathes like there is no air in the world(#asthma). Has no bunda and ginger hair
But after all of that is a princess, nice and funny with dance moves like shakira

See that peng ting with the Shakira hips ova der, ya that must be Jack Walsh

by Yappayappayappa August 4, 2020

Jack and Chloe

these two are perfect together. Both of them are perfect in their own ways. Chloe is a beautiful stunning person. If you've ever seen a jack and Chloe you would know

p1: dude those two are perfect together

p2: yeah they're totally a jack and Chloe

by baby sammich June 24, 2016

Jack Justice

A memer who plays Minecraft and the leader of the Gamer Clan and is against boomers. He also plays Pokémon Go and a great friend.

You are trash be like Jack Justice

by Thick Narwhal November 10, 2019

jack block

A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.

"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."

by noisebastard August 31, 2012

Jack Brown

Typically claims that a dick is in his ass; A Big Chungus enthusiast; Very short (about 5”2); LOVES Xtra Cheddar; Hipfired a C4 and missed terribly causing him to die

Emily: Did you hear about Jack Brown?
Iskra: No why?
Emily: Apparently he had another dick in his ass!
Iskra: Typical Jack!

by Gary O’Crowley August 10, 2020