gapperoni and cheese

Putting bus length gaps on random civilian cars as soon as the light turns green

“I served our gapperoni and cheese last night to a Nissan Rogue”

by larrsenssmolpener August 2, 2019

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lump of cheese

a fat bitch.

brita: o fuck devin, lump of cheese 12 o’clock
me: oh damn she chunky

by lilpumpstan69 April 21, 2018

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Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

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Cherries and the Cheese

Slang for Furry Porn

"ok son, let me tell you about the cherries and the cheese"

by mmango June 11, 2018

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Early 1st Century derogatory slur used by heathens to call out early catholics in a negative fashion. Cheese Bags is a translation of the Aramaic word describing the smelly leather pouches that transported cheese and curds.

Stay fresh cheese bags!

by Billy Shaquille Speare July 17, 2019

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Cheese-Tastic

When a guy is making a sandwich for his lady friend(which rarely happens) and he has no cheese for the sandwich. What he does at this point is ejaculate onto the bread, using his"jizz" as cheese.

Guy:"Honey this is a once in a life time opportunity, I'm making you a sandwich, what do you want on it?"

Girl:"I don't care babe but I want it to be CHEESE-TASTIC!"

by DBigshot November 25, 2010

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