green before the blue

a police officer that puts getting money before his responsibilities as an officer

"i just paid that cop to lemme off witht that drug possession charge"

"man, he must put green before the blue, i love cops like that!"

by kateluda123 May 1, 2008

Blue Veined Steak

Description for a rather handsome penis, a good piece of meat with blue veins in all the right places .

Mary and I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night, she ordered a Blue Veined Steak for later though... Top girl.

by gazza123 April 22, 2014

Blue balls festival

1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.

2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.

3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.

Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!

Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!

by Hornishmaus July 30, 2016

Blue man group

Slang for 30 mg oxycodone. Blue in color and in order of strength by manufacturer. Scored (A215, K9, M Box, V, others not worth noting)

Did you ever come up on those blue man group tickets?

by InChronicPain February 17, 2018

Blue Makers Mark

Also known as Listerine cool mint mouthwash.

"My parents got some new blue makers mark, we're getting ruined tonight"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 20, 2021

this text is blue not pink

blue text

this text is blue not pink

by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021

Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.

Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial

by Pasmc January 15, 2022