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oh shits

An expression of surprise. Like "Oh shit" but more humourous.
bob: Dude - There's a naked chick over there!
jose: Oh shits! I gotta check that out.

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Oh shits, I failed all my classes.
by Grammarian February 2, 2006
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Kewn Shit

A word used to describe national, religious or ethnic stereo types. Often used in a derogetory way. Does not apply to blacks, or asians only.
"I have three children but I don't know who's baby belongs to which daddy". "Kewn shit".
by Nokaflai September 25, 2010
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Shit Hot

The pinnacle of goodness. A westcountry (SW Eng) word.
Whats Pirates of the Carribbean like then?
Its Shit hot, id bone Keira Knightly any day.
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nigger shit

(1) the excrement of a black person; (2) a derogatory word meaning the young offspring of a black woman; (3) a turd; (4) black people in general; (4) an exclamation used to express frustration about something.
Dude 1: Oh, nigger shit, those people are so fucked up.
Dude 2: Why you say that?
Dude 1: Cuz that bitch shits a turd every nine months and we got way too many of em running round.
Dude 2: LOL Yah, well thats wat happens when you got a lot of lil nigger shits in the 'hood.
by Jason Corrigan August 13, 2008
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Shit whipped

Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.

Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
"Dude, I just got shit whipped."
by nngaaaman January 21, 2009
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Cliff Shitting

When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub
1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit

2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport
by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010
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Shit cyst

A painful turd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. Has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it's way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. When it finally comes time to birth this turd comet, the resulting shit storm will feel like an inside out ass raping.
Oh shit bro, got a major shit cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.

Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.

Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
by fbtmf July 31, 2009
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