suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020

Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 26, 2022

sucks badass

a combination between "sucks so bad(ly)" and "sucks ass"

Man, this YouTube video is so fuckin retarded, what comment should i put: this sucks sooooo bad or this sucks ass ???
Why not put: this sucks badass ???!

by AndyMASH June 30, 2010

sucked and ducked

When someone uses you for sexual purposes, then becomes distant or starts ghosting you.

Person 1: You got sucked and ducked.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He used you for head and then stopped talking to you.

by dogsearcher24 November 28, 2017

suck my wanker

Meaning "Suck my penis" in slang.

Issac: Suck my wanker. Me: Shutup

by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016

suck-asaurus-rex

An extended term for the word sucks.
Something that is lame-sauce or crappy.

What? You can't go to the concert? That's suck-asaurus-rex!

by FigNasty November 04, 2010