Saltans 

A rare obese species that has passed down from prehistoric times, this species eats its own species also it is severely vulnerable to diseases such as ligma,BOFA and type 2 sawcon. This creature speaks pure Sugondese and is infuriated by the words "Ob ob". This species may be familiar to you if you have watched willy wonka and the chocolate factory its ancestors are oompa loompas

Oh look it's a wild Saltans

Saltans by Sugondeseboi6969 March 18, 2019

Salted pretzel 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

Salted pretzel by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

Salteado/a 

Crooked, or uneven in Spanish Slang terms

Salteado/a: Spanish slang word meaning crooked “o”-ending when referring to masculine noun and “a”-ending when referring to a feminine noun

Sentence:

La pintura en la pared está salteado.
The painting on the wall is crooked.

Salteado/a by Latté April 30, 2019

Salt shaker 

A sex act where a woman is riding a Male, standing reverse cowgirl style. The man then creampies her and she then starts to twerk shaking all the sperm out of her like a salt shaker.

Kyle-"bro I was fuckin this girl and came in her and then she started to do the salt shaker everywhere"

Salt shaker by Oqeefe July 1, 2019

Sally syndrome 

Sally syndrome is a disease that you get when your suicidal or depressed

John is depressed so he has Sally syndrome

Sally syndrome by Hehdhdbdyd July 7, 2019

Sally 

A Tricky Situation; a pickle

“The bridge just collapsed”

“Oh no we’re in a sally”

Sally by NoBleu July 7, 2019

Saltbreather 

A 'saltbreather' is a person who lives by the sea and has spent too long living there, having breathed in 'salty air' all their lives they tend to go slightly mad, have a warped sense of right and wrong plus very poor fashion choices. Often criminals and with a higher than average serial killer count per thousand.

I went to the seaside last week and the saltbreathers working in the arcade started hassling me, I mean them odd balls have lived by the sea that long they don't even know how to talk to someone properly without insulting them.

Saltbreather by Mr Bananas July 12, 2019