suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022

Suck on the forks

To flip someone off or to give them the double bird. Often used while pulling the fingers.

Tors was annoying me so I told her to suck on the forks.

by Tors Powley October 31, 2008

Sucks to sluck

When a team is convinced that they are the greatest ever, that they don’t need no help to beat another team (aka Torre) but in reality they can’t do anything but to “win in their own terms”; being in a delusional state.

“Sucks to Sluck!”

by that’swhathesaid September 22, 2020

King Of Sucking Dick

Gay Ronan.

King Of Sucking Dick Is Ronan/Marco.
If You are Friend with him you better safe guard your dicko.

by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023

The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.

I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016