wall-rape

When a Facebook friend trolls a post you make, and somehow diverts all subsequent posters on your post from your original topic, thereby more or less nullifying the original post, or at least calling attention away from your post.

A: I got wall-raped today!
B: What happened?
A: I posted about the promotion I got at work today and that wall-rapist Facebook friend of mine caused the post to divulge into penis jokes.

by Kaowhatttt August 20, 2011

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marital rape

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night

Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!

by Bad C dev July 14, 2024

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Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

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Census Rape

To edit someone's online census form while they are away from their computer with the hope they will submit it without seeing the changes.

Miller: Have you seen Charlie lately? I'm lost without him.
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...

by GrandMasterT May 16, 2011

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