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"Brokeback Pockets"

Very simply, when you do not have enough money to engage in any kind of activity that involves spending money.
I nice spin off from the title of a controversial movie which starred two hunky hollwood actors as secret lovers.
Ex: "You want to come out with us tonight?"... "I can't man, I'm "Brokeback Pockets".
by J. Ha February 4, 2009
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Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.
Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
by ledar August 3, 2021
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Pocket Pussy

Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.
(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!
by PussyAmerican March 29, 2023
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Pocket Sauce

When a guy jerks off in his pants and cums in his pocket.
“I stuck my hand in my pocket and my hand got covered in pocket sauce”
by Funketto December 24, 2020
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Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.
"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."
by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023
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out of pocket

when someone is out of pocket they are simply having no filter in a conversation or with a statement
leo: that girl’s got a phatty 3000 i’d love to send her some booty pics
me: bro, ur out of pocket
by Coolchick3345 January 22, 2022
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pocket precog

Short for pocket precognition: (1) n. the experience of pulling your phone out of your pocket thinking that you felt it vibrate, finding that it did not, and putting it back in your pocket only to feel it vibrate for real; (2) n. a person having the gift of pocket precognition.
Martin pulled his iPhone from his pants pocket when he felt it vibrate. But when he looked at it, he had no new notifications. He put his iPhone back in his pocket, and it immediately vibrated with a new Facebook notification.

That's some freaky pocket precog.
by MacDanny March 13, 2014
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