Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

Simp

A Chinese chubby egghead named cactus that likes a girl named shouq.

Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

Aaron Garner

Aaron is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural

Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.

by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020

Simp

joel

joel is a simp for audrey frfr

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020

Simp

A person who will get frozen yogurt with a girl.

Yo garren you’re a fucking simp you pussy

by Lord farqueeef October 16, 2020