Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

Penis roulette

When a person wears a blindfold and takes whichever penis come thier way

Mary played penis roulette at the party last night. She landed on black.

by Gypo69 February 12, 2015

house penis

My boy alex

Mans dick shaped like a house penis

by Nigga lettuce February 15, 2020

Penis Reduction

Penis Reduction is when you see a old grandma while Horny.
And you lose your erection

Billy: Yo i got the Penis Reduction while looking at margrets vagina
Bob: Billy you cheating on your wife again?

by canadianpersonidk November 2, 2021

Ancient penis

A very old and smelly penis

Hey Grandpa you have an Ancient penis

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

Penis Ninja

A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.

Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."

by TK37246 February 12, 2014

penis cummer

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick

jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022