by Steinerwoodwork January 16, 2025
Get the booger pocketmug. The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"
Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."
Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."
by dereksn April 15, 2023
Get the Pocket Rizzmug. by T. Petty October 15, 2019
Get the Out of pocketmug. Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks
by Girthymommy March 13, 2019
Get the Pocketsmug. Girl 1: Omg Ori sent me a pocket snap
Girl 2: Was it big
Girl 1: It looks like a mole peaking out of a hole tbh
Girl 2: Was it big
Girl 1: It looks like a mole peaking out of a hole tbh
by Poo456 December 19, 2021
Get the Pocket Snapmug. by Omnitronicus January 26, 2023
Get the Gender hot pocketmug. Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*
Friend: Dude, that was close.
Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
Friend: Dude, that was close.
Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013
Get the smelling my pocketmug.