toe your hole

To kick someone's arse (Scottish)

Shut your face or I'll toe your hole

by roscomcpie December 18, 2008

'Blew a hole in her'

'Blew a hole in her'.

By far one of the most commonly used slang terms in the UK, mainly used in the south of England, it means to have really good, mind blowing and probably the best, sexual intercourse with a woman. Nobody really knows where it came from, but it is generally a term 'lads' use when down at the pub.

Jay: Ugh, what's up mate?

Ryan: I want to get with Leigh-Ann.

Jay: Aren't you with May though?

Ryan: No, she dumped me for that yuppie down at the rec.

Jay: Ah, good luck with Leigh-Ann mate, some Spanish bloke from the Tapas bar blew a hole in her in some alley and now she's pregnant; feel sorry for the poor sod. She's such a thot.

Basically 'blew a hole in her' means getting a slutty woman pregnant.

by Frejayork November 11, 2014

control your hole

watch what you say or what comes out of your mouth. stop talking shit to or about someone.

telling a cashier to shut up in a nice way

"mary , please control your hole, no one here is talking to you.

by calm your tits November 17, 2014

go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person

Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole

by Djsns December 4, 2013

London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.

Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016

Cap'n Crunch Hole

The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.

Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!

Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.

by Seabald September 13, 2016

rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 December 17, 2015