Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

Yo:gurt

Gurt: yo

Yo:gurt
Gurt: yo
Pmo: Sybau

by Callyvin April 25, 2025

Hulu Guru

When a partner feels that they are technology superior than the other but refuses to do what is necessary because they are stubborn.

Why are you trying to be a Hulu Guru, We have all the same apps.

by mharmelink February 2, 2026

gwar gura

A legendary filipino freedom fighter skilled in guerrilla warfare.

yank #1: Let's kill some filipinos boys!
<machine gun fire>

yank #2: Holy shit, it's gwar gura!

by t9283 April 29, 2025

gwar gura

A legendary filipino freedom fighter skilled in guerrilla warfare.

yank #1: Let's kill some filipinos boys!
<machine gun fire>

yank #2: Holy shit, it's gwar gura!

by t9283 April 29, 2025

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

To be sarcastic all the time like Colin.

Carson: What should we do? Seth: Let's go outside and be stupid. Carson: But it's raining outside. Seth: Sorry I was being Colin.

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

by zfzfsafs May 29, 2025

Yo Gurt

Sybau

Yo Gurt! Dubai

by Doumham June 4, 2025