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Facebookpalm

Like a regular facepalm, but this specific sort must have been provoked by something annoying/cringeworthy/stupid seen on facebook.
"OMG, X just updated his status for the fifth time this hour saying that he's broken up with his girlfriend. Facebookpalm!"

Idiot on facebook: *spouts incomprehensible rubbish*
Everyone reading it: *facebookpalm*
by Ishlou September 16, 2009
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facebookery

The shenanigans or hoodwinks that go on when one posts false or deliberately misleading information on facebook as a joke. Typically occurring within insular real-world communities also connected via facebook.
"Are they really engaged, or is that just facebookery?"
by Natalie Rose Manly King March 23, 2008
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I facebooked your mum

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.
Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum
by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008
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facebooklific

The online "verbal" diaria of posting too much on Facebook in too short of a period of time. As in overly prolific in posting to Facebook.
I went complete facebooklific tonight, but I just happened to find all these interesting things to share ... and that extra glass of wine didn't help either.
by Mach3 September 3, 2009
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Faceboob

When a girl hugs you and presses your face to her bossoms or when someone voluntarily puts their face in someone's boobs in an embrace.
Guy: Got hugged by a really tall girl today. Her top was so low, total faceboob.
by Always Happy Never Smiling October 31, 2011
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Fecebook

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.
Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?
by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010
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Faceboob

Sexy but fake (usually photoshopped) boob photos that are used by some women in Facebook to fool people. Some of these Faceboob pictures don't show the person's face.
Guy 1: Hey your hot friend that I saw in Facebook has got nice boobs.
Guy 2: Nah, it isn't that great IRL, those are just faceboobs.
by wolvesovthesea December 10, 2009
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