slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles

I wanna slap your bum bum

by Yhu7838 March 11, 2023

Bum

Someone who’s annoying and always asking for money

Get a fucking job already you bum.

by Cocksuckingr March 17, 2019

Numb Bum

The numbness in your anus after having anal sex for the first time.

I woke up with numb bum after last night's party... guess that means I'm gay.

by DerpSirsAlot October 12, 2015

shiny bums

What Australian blue collar workers call their Managers and/or other Employees that spend their day sitting down for so many hours in the office their bums get shiny

Look out, the shiny bums are coming OR
The shiny bums are having yet another meeting while we are getting our hands dirty

by Charlie Douglas July 31, 2022

bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

by RFCD August 1, 2025

Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)

aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum

by Shandra Mason November 13, 2007

Suicide bum

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.

One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.

So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.

Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.

Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.

by Comadog November 12, 2015