Bird

Many people think birds are animals but they’re just robots that spy on us.

Person “look at that cute bird”
Smart Person “shut up the government is watching”

by K..Karen where are the kids? April 22, 2019

lord bird

A regal queen from Louisiana who is fun but also sassy and doesn’t shy away from shaking his tail feather cmon now please. He’s willing to rattle things up but not at the expense of his close friends, if things get ugly he knows where to turn. His beak always points to true north. He’s always got room for some more cake.

Lord Bird, Can I get in on that cake?

Absolutely not.

by Lord bird feather February 27, 2022

bird

Do you not know what a bird is?

You stupid idiot that’s a bird.

by bequiet May 4, 2018

gouch bird

Bird or man with a large gouch but he is also really skinny and may also have a bird chest

Boney area on either the chest or large gap

Gouch bird

by NeecyMae August 22, 2020

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Sticky Flappy bird

Like a regular Flappy bird except it is covered from beak to tail with it's own ejaculation.

Guy 1: Guys! Look at that Flappy Bird!
Guy 2: No, it's a Sticky Flappy Bird! Look at that semen!
Guy 3: Wow, sometimes I wish I was a Sticky Flappy Bird...

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024

Sherny Bird

A wild bird known to Brazil. He is the last of his kind. He migrates north to find a mate (Miah Bird). Usually dies at age 21 with a brain injury. (Though he has no brain so I don't know how that works.)

There goes the Sherny Bird, off to find his mate.

by Sherny Bird December 3, 2018