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Nose Boner

When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.
Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!
by Psycho_poet 89 December 16, 2017
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Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner
Look its Jonah the boner
by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
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Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
by Chazmataz December 23, 2014
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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
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Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.
by Bigisland April 3, 2023
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Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy
wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner
by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023
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