gravy ass

when you have such an explosive and uncontrollable case of diarrhea that it's leaking from your anus and your ass crack smells like poo until the storm passes.

momo must had a severe case of gravy ass because he smelled like a rotting corpse in close quarter combat.

tricky_trouble: hello gravy ass

by analman388 May 24, 2016

ass shaking

A mode of dance in which the performer undulates their booty in such a way as to cause it to jiggle appealingly.

Gal 1: "Sheila be getting it down."
Gal 2: "Yeah, that ass shaking be prime."

by Umbrella_Stand May 19, 2016

Spitting Ass

(Invented by me, Miracle)

A phrase used to refer to someone who is talking so much shit.

Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!

by Spektz May 14, 2016

dutch ass

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.

"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)

by KitchenBryan May 14, 2016

ass breather

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.

Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.

by huihbsd May 14, 2016

Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus

Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good

by Superbankai April 26, 2016

ass napkin

A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.

I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.

by paulmor909 September 5, 2016