by Michelle Mcmanus = Fridge on legs May 1, 2004
Get the Shit Hot mug.(1) the excrement of a black person; (2) a derogatory word meaning the young offspring of a black woman; (3) a turd; (4) black people in general; (4) an exclamation used to express frustration about something.
Dude 1: Oh, nigger shit, those people are so fucked up.
Dude 2: Why you say that?
Dude 1: Cuz that bitch shits a turd every nine months and we got way too many of em running round.
Dude 2: LOL Yah, well thats wat happens when you got a lot of lil nigger shits in the 'hood.
Dude 2: Why you say that?
Dude 1: Cuz that bitch shits a turd every nine months and we got way too many of em running round.
Dude 2: LOL Yah, well thats wat happens when you got a lot of lil nigger shits in the 'hood.
by Jason Corrigan August 13, 2008
Get the nigger shit mug.Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
by nngaaaman January 21, 2009
Get the Shit whipped mug.A painful turd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. Has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it's way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. When it finally comes time to birth this turd comet, the resulting shit storm will feel like an inside out ass raping.
Oh shit bro, got a major shit cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.
Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.
Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.
Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.
by fbtmf July 31, 2009
Get the Shit cyst mug.by dronp November 15, 2010
Get the shit ticket mug.When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub
1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit
2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport
2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport
by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010
Get the Cliff Shitting mug.The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.
(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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