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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
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National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day
by digbick23123 June 25, 2023
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Suck it

A term used in physic the show and it is used in reference to telling someone to suck you everlasting Dick in a insulting manner.
Suck it green boyyyy”-Georgenotfound MCYT
by Dippydoozy July 15, 2021
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Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.
by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019
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Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*
She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.
by cumgutter August 31, 2022
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National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.

(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )
by kwefnlsvbmsl June 24, 2020
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