Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 10, 2002

wet pussy

one of the best drinks i've ever had :D

1 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
2 oz Irish cream
6 oz milk
Pour the chambord, irish cream, and milk or cream into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain and pour into a champagne saucer.

Serve in:
Champagne Saucer

INSTRUCTIONS

Combine in shaker...pour over cracked ice( s'posed to taste like a ............. or a jolly rancher candy whatever you prefer!)ENJOY!!!!
INGREDIENTS

1 part Absolut Vodka®
1 part Watermelon schnapps
1 part Cranberry juice
1 part Pineapple juice
1 Cherry
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Gin 1/2 shot

Rum, coconut 1 shot

Schnapps, peach 1 shot

Vodka 1 shot

Cranberry Juice 3 oz.

Pineapple Juice 3 oz.

Glass to UseCocktail glass

Mixing Instructions
Mix the liqours together and then add the juices to taste. Add more juices to remove the flavor of the alcohol.

boy 1: one wet pussy

bartender: comin' right up

by CherryBomb305 October 4, 2009

Schrödinger's Pussy

An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.

Guy 1: Damn! Look at shorty in the corner.

Guy 2: Go talk to her!

Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.

by Yinny June 19, 2013

pussy palace

n. (poose pal-is)
a space or room where women go to get stuck. see also, p' palace
antonym dick dungeon

You look so fine baby, how 'bout taking me back to your pussy palace so you can tag my tuna.

by A Guy Named Gal March 29, 2005

pussy fart

a gust of wind blown from the inner loins of the female, given to you only when suffient length has been inserted into your lower lips

when i was in 6th grade, i inserted a candle into my verticle.. smile out of curiousity of course and a pussy fart was soon released :-)

by HO April 17, 2004

boy pussy

Another name for a man's asshole. The term is typically used by gay guys, as asshole is not a 'pretty' or 'fabulous' word.

Gay 1: Hi, I'm new here, most people call me Prophasis. Want to pound my boy pussy?
Gay 2: Hell ya, faggot!

by Curian the Mage June 3, 2010

Pussy Face

The name given to a person whose face is covered in vaginal wetness after performing oral sex upon a woman.

The girl was going to give her boyfriend a kiss after he went down on her until she noticed that his face was all wet, and smelled like her vagina so she said, "Ewwwww, you have pussy face!"

by ChattyRosie February 20, 2011