Heard of me?

A method of telling people about your accomplishments in a condescending manner, implying that they should already know about them, and are stupid for being ignorant.

Julian Assange: "I founded WikiLeaks. Heard of me?"

by RandyPants December 22, 2010

why me

because you deserve nothing

me:why me?
chad:because you deserve nothing

by imafailureipromise November 15, 2021

waterfall me

The act of giving someone some of your own water (usually from a water bottle) by pourIng the water into their mouth without letting them make actual bodily contact with the water bottle.

"You forgot your water bottle today, were you thirsty?"

"No, my friends always waterfall me."

by KirsySon October 10, 2015

Dick Me

Basically, the male version of a pick me.

Dick Me's don't hesitate to bring up sex and dicks in the middle of unrelated conversations (and not for comedic effect either).

Jacob is such a dick me, my God.

by look behind you :) July 22, 2021

fuck me

something a girl/ boy says when they are incredibly horny or used when someone is about to do something stupid they don’t wanna do

jimmy: ...fuck me😉
amanda: ok i’m ready babe

jimmy: wait for me to get hard first babe

amanda: am i not good enough for you???
jimmy: no no no ! your just ugly as hell!

amanda: ok i’m leaving !
jimmy: no come back , no please! please fuck me!
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mia: what do we have next period

ali: we have science

mia: ugh fuck me
ali: ikr it’s so bo-
jimmy : yeah sure i’ll fuck you 😉
mia: that’s not what i meant

jimmy: huh?
mia: you should go on urban dictionary to see the other definition of fuck me

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

Dude Trust Me

The most reliable source of them all

Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me

by TomboyLover2 December 27, 2020