New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

The New Jack Byrne

A normal pussy ass hoe nigga who doesn't try on English essays

Ur worse now... looking like fuckin The New Jack Byrne head-ass

by THEGroupSavage April 17, 2017

happy new beer

the first beer on the new year.

John celebrated 2014 morning with a happy new beer.

by Cocheze January 1, 2014

new hand moves

One of the three fundamental phrases to describe a dab in India.

Nick India: with cool clothes plus attitude plus new hand moves and dab *DABS INTENSELY*

by TH3 DS# D@BB3R June 14, 2018

brookfield new york

Brookfield New York is a small hick town located in the southern eastern of madison county. It is basically populated by one family, since everyone falls in love with their brother or sister. The only thing they are famous for is their small agricultural fair, that started out as their family reunion.

“Is that guy dating his sister?”

“Yeah, they are from Brookfield New York.”

by AnonymousPinkSock September 23, 2021

new york napalm

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.

"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"

by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014

New Year's Evegotism

The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.

"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."

"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"

by Hammeh_ December 31, 2013