poo out

'to poo out' - to back out of a situation, to let someone down

'are you still coming out on Friday Eleanor?'

'sorry I can't I'm skint'

'noooo don't poo out'

by jessicatmiaow April 06, 2009

poo-fender

When someone doesn't "use the brush after they flush" on a regular basis in the workplace.

Damn girl - the Poo-fender has been at it again! That biatch doesn't use the brush after she flushes yo!

by LouUnder June 15, 2015

Big poo energy

Authentic or unique. Not afraid to be oneself.

I like you, you really have big poo energy

by Ellis Smith May 27, 2019

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

fat poo

a fat poo is a black man before he shits him self

asshole you do a fat poo

by titty honker October 19, 2020

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 21, 2020