wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023

Wet Bulb

A sexual act that takes place in a climate which is so deathly hot and humid that it prevents any chance of erection whilst the testicles leak all of your bodies retained moisture.

"it was independence day and I thought we would have a special evening but he just couldn't make it work and his nuts felt like a jellyfish due to the wet bulb

by The Billy Penis July 5, 2023

Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023

Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

wet paper

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023