Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad

where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy

by robertw101 July 27, 2010

Ville moment

When refering to something or someone short.

Im coming up short on my rent this moth... !!!VILLE MOMENT!!!!

by progamerman February 24, 2023

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Azev Moment

An 'Azev moment' describes a situation or action defined by thoughtlessness, stupidity, or absurdity, typically resulting in a comedic outcome.

Example1 /Action: Azev goes to a shady Chinese restaurant in a small alleyway in the city, decides to order duck, and ends up with food poisoning, resulting in him showing up to school looking green.

Example 2/Situation: Azev receives a new watch as a gift with his initials 'BP' inscribed on the back and excitedly shows it off to his friends at school, jingling it on his wrist. One friend points out that the watch is set two hours behind the actual time. Trying to save face, Azev claims it’s set to German time. Azev hasn't been in germany since getting the watch, and the watch didn't come from germany. Resulting in him looking stupid, and an Azev Moment, a comedic moment.

by InfernoSXI October 25, 2024

Meg Moment

When a person, preferably named Meg, does something extraordinary, derranged, or comedic.

Meg: It's 3:42 in the morning where is everyone
Bernard: Yeah that's a Meg Moment

by Among Us Johnson August 22, 2023

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day

"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"

by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024