Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

by Euroccu September 24, 2022

Apartment-house

Newly built single family homes for lease without an option for home ownership.

The Davis' just signed a lease to move into Chatteron Springs, they have a new 4 bedroom apartment-house.

by Squeakyvoiceovers September 26, 2022

Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn

by last century September 27, 2022

mexican fuck house

A group chat full of dirty minded cucks.

Ryan: Brother it is a Mexican fuck house today

by Mexican fuck house September 30, 2022

Tory house

A house that is made for tories to live in. May include features like being large, having a detached garage and has more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Ruby is in denial that she lives in a Tory house

by having an aneurysm October 2, 2022

Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.

Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.

by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022

Rough as Houses

British Slang for describing when something is unpleasant, typically when one is feeling rough and unwell.

Originally linked from the term “Rough house” which meant pub/bar.

“Woke up this morning feeling rough as houses”

Or

“The place we went last night was rough as houses”

by Pilot123a October 4, 2022