[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?

“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”

by D_Balls February 25, 2026

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Backwards middle finger

The biggest of big fuck you’s. This should be used when the front facing finger just isn’t enough. Backwards is the the new way.

You see an “opp” and you extremely dislike them. You give them the backwards middle finger.

by Lildiva69 May 20, 2025

Raw dog finger blast butt juicer

It’s when one’s skin is raw from grinding it on the ground then inserts finger in others butt whole until they spray juices out of their butt

Bartholomew: where’s Jamal?
Ben: I heard a he’s giving Layla a raw dog finger blast butt juicer

by Mango_witdaBBL June 25, 2025

Lift a finger

Eat a bag of fat, floppy donkey dicks.

Hym "Nonononno. That's not what he wants. He wants me to have to lift a finger. You will all be incinerated before that happens."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

The stinging finger

When a person has been cutting raw chilli with no gloves on and then inserts the finger with the chilli on into the anus of another person causing the anus to feel
As if it’s melting

Crikey I’m melting after that the stinging finger went in, my butt hole feels as if its molten

by Thewicked1 August 6, 2025