death

Math, homeworks, Asian parental control, school, etc.

Mom: Time to go school son!!!
Me: oh fuck im gonna have death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022

Death

Something that happens when you dont do your duolingo lessons

Me: oh no, its 24 hours and 1 seconds after my last lesson
*Duo comes in*
death

by auex December 20, 2022

Death

when the body's not responding so you gotta restart the program

Person 1: yea buddy just ate death

by understandable_haveaniceday December 20, 2022

Death

Only way to solve all problems..

Death is the only way out of all troubles.

by Zdeněk January 2, 2023

Deadheighting

Disrespectfully mentioning someone's old height after they have changed their height. In particular, this is something done to transheight people.

Gina:''Hey Mike, you seem like a nice guy but you are short so i have to reject you''
Mike:''Short?I m 242cm tall, thats very far from short''
Gina:''But i m 155cm and you are only 2 fingers taller than me, you are lying''
Mike:''I told you Gina i m transheight, wanna see my height in my ID again?stop deadheighting me''
Gina:'' Sry Mike that i m a transphobic piece of shit. You deserve better than me. I wish you good luck finding a better girl than me''

by ProudNIGGER January 21, 2023

Death

The meaning of life

1. Death is like beating Life's final boss but also losing.

by Ur mom: "Got em" February 17, 2023

death

the end of life and all your worries... the only occurrence of the future that can be guaranteed

death rings a sweet, alluring tone, it brings the promise of rest and happiness in exchange for little pain...

by witherose February 23, 2023