crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.

Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!

by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018

Crack Baby

Savannah.

Savannah is a crack baby I guess.....
Thats what she told me.

Trant: Hey Savannah!
Savannah: I'm a Crack Baby!

by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

cracked a egg

the act of opening up killer verses against someone in a rap battle

He cracked a egg on his head and won the rap battle

by SwagJamesRaw May 30, 2012

Cracks my egg

Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.

Damn that performance was great! It really cracks my egg.

by Taytayfromthebaybay June 10, 2018

cracked

Another way of saying someone is dumb as hell. Or saying something is dumb, overrated and is worth nothing.

Dude: how could she give me a D in her class, bro this shit cracked

Dude #1: Ay you see that girl over there, she gorgeous bro
Dude #2: Yea she is but she's cracked as hell, don’t waste your time my man

by 8milepimp May 17, 2021