A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022
Get the Un-cracked Eggmug. A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”
“Crack Attack!!!”
Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
“Crack Attack!!!”
Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025
Get the Crack Attackmug. by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020
Get the Put crack cheesemug. by kimmy_sands January 19, 2023
Get the crack head citymug. <.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>P.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by killerswitch12101 October 18, 2020
Get the crackedmug. 